017 - [AUDIO]

[there is a sound of rushing wind]

YOU'RE SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO DROP ME, ARE YOU?!

You think you're telling me anything I don't know?! I ought to go beat the crap out of those wizards just for doing this, but I DON'T need some talking STICK to tell me how much I love her!

Hey, listen, man, I'll go bother Luigi or something, REALLY! YOU'RE HOLDING ME TOO TIGHT, I'M CRACKING.

I don't think you get it!

NO, I DO, I DO!

If you did, you wouldn't have been trying to bother me about any little insecurities I might have!

...hey, it ain't my fault they're there--

[slight cracking sound]

OH YGGDRASIL NO WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

NO, YOU DON'T. Because anything I might be uncertain or unsure about doesn't matter! I'll still find a way to bust through all this crap and settle things, and go through with everything I had wanted to do all along! Just who the hell do you think I am, anyway?!

...S- Simon... the Digger?

You're goddamned right I am.

...y- you're not gonna drop me off the ship, are you?

...oh, go bother Luigi or Zero for all I care.

[click]

[ooc - So, I was mistaken the night before. It's today - the 7th - that is Simon's, and thus my, one year anniversary in Dive. Yay. :O ]